Haih..Raya2

so now its raya !Mahdi is not here for the first time,hope this will be the first n last time anyone will be missing in action during raya celebration

4 years

....i dont want to leave Bath.....



Simple as that...

no time

settling for being 'i am what i am?'

why not be the "better you" for a change.

'Mal'- Function

am disgusted with myself.

am i a hyperbola or a straight line?

for now...i think i'm neither of those...i'll probably just admit to being a ....continous equation that converges to a negative answer.


how could i have had started with a clean slate( or should i say..'plane') and ended up being stuck in a wavelength with a frequency that changes between 1 to -1. ..it probably had had stayed in -1 longer than it did in the positive axis.

i've been given a 2nd,3rd,4th,5th..(whatever..its too shameful to keep track) chance .but still...i failed.

this is a test of life...and i failed..

its not like i haven't figured out the answers.Coz i'd be stupid to have had said that when clearly i knew the answers/solution lies in just a mere book.

hrmm...its probably the application of the mathematical complexity of it that makes me slide back below the axis.The lack of knowledge in the subject that i hold in my brain is just not up to par.i know that.and i have to always remind myself or constantly apply them to my daily life.Constantly revise and exercise .

Hrrmm...this babbling has actually given me strength to go on~i can try my best.You are only a failure if you failed to strive for achievement.


*this has nothing to do with my current examination or mathematics*

this is a slight change of plan?

yes....i actually did it...i actually...studied throughout the holidays!bravo me!!!!!!*but wait and see if the results shows la*

sNOWBOARDING~AGAIN!

at first it looks like its gonna turn into a disaster*for a lot of reasons*. But Alhamdulillah it didnt!~!it was actually a quite pleasent trip ;p. definitely not the same like the one's i went last year with like...3 people?

ahahaha..this time it was with 6 unrelated ppl*hrmm...cant really say that actually* .
lemmie see.....there's Me

Durrah

Joe

GG

Mary

and Mary's-Cousin-Fahmi*very long name...i know*



3 snowboarders.3 skiers.


the challenging part is none of the snowboarders....snowboard.except for my 7 day free lesson from Rudeng 2 winters ago.But 'my students' are fast learner despite the stupid methods i've been teaching them.

the skiers on the other hand...got all cocky and went up down the hill like there's no tomorrow.seriously dude...slow down!~ahahaha..dont really mind as long as i dont look like a loser next to them haa~.


we made a packed timetable on who's cooking on which day.means that we've tasted each other's good sides and bad sides*if i must say*.


we even managed to venture in a *finger quote* "heated swimming pool".and i 'hand quote' it for a reason.coz its freakin COLD!!!~!!!!we're literally freezing .even when we're in a jacuzzi our faces went numb.ahahaha.so much for a 'relaxed' time in the pool.

me,durrah n joe got our butt kicked by the snows.i couldnt sit down for almost 3 days.bruises like a peach.

there was a few attempt on snow fight but in the end we*girls...note:when i say girls..joe is included* gave up with those boring boys. uuuuuu uuuuu!!! and we came across those snow dogs that brings sledges on their back.its really a wild snow dog,sadly.their quite friendly huskies~

STAYING AWAKE IN CLASS in 7 days

Well every good problem has an easy solution, and this one is no different. I humbly present to you, "STAYING AWAKE IN CLASS in 7 days". Oddly enough, this may sound like a self help book. I assure you that if it were, the name would be called "STAYING AWAKE IN CLASS for Dummies!". And you're no dummy. So here goes:


Tuesday Day 1: Go to class and try to pay attention to the Prof. Stop laughing. Try it again. Undoubtedly, you'll fall asleep anyways, so don't get discouraged. Chewing gum from Mel's Diner always helps in the early stages. Just don't read the comics.

Wednesday Day 2: Go to the Bomber with friends and discuss anything but school. See if they notice how refreshed you look. When they begin talking about their personal problems, focus on your fries and try not to fall asleep on them (quick-tip: Gravy causes scars). When they begin talking about their personal life, ask for details and take notes for the gossip circle later.


Thursday Day 3: Arrive at class sickeningly early and sit with the "smart" kids at the front. You'll notice that they're all sleeping as well, but have mastered the process of sleeping while taking notes. Purchase "TAKING NOTES the SmartWay". Only $14.95 with bonus 10 page excerpt from Classical Algebra 4th edition, available exclusively from me.


Friday Day 4: Go to class and try paying attention to the Prof again. When he/she mentions how unusually chipper you're looking, respond with a remark on how good they're teaching today. Compare Day 1 notes to today's notes and observe the significant lack of smeared ink and drool.


Saturday Day 5: By now you're on your way to being an A student. Enjoy the day and go grocery shopping. Notice how the checkout guy/girl doesn't give you a sneer for having that "I don't shower except on holiday's" odour. You'll also notice an increase in bed-head. Simply purchase a hat. QED.


Sunday Day 6: Since you don't have classes, do all the assignments you've been missing out on for the last week getting extra sleep with this method. Be sure to spend an equal amount of hours staring at the computer monitor as cursing the machine for not working.


Monday Day 7: Go to classes. Hand in assignments. Keyword - Jolt.


If at this point you don't feel better, consider switching to another faculty. Purchase, "HOW TO BE AN ARTSY for Dummies" only $12.95 with bonus squeegee and hair dye